A flying saucer shoots a yellow blast-beam, looping endlessly...

Secret Awesome Headquarters!

A flying saucer shoots a yellow blast-beam, looping endlessly...

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The HEROES of
SECRET AWESOME!

DIAMOND GUTS!

Click on the rats to sneak into their musty shack!

LORD SCUM!

Follow the smoke to enter the dark, dank, catacombs of The Putrid One,
Lord Scum.

Fear No Weirdness!

Mayhem and carnage ensues in Secret Awesome future-space!

Secret Awesome formed in a musty Cape Cod basement by dudes who spent more time on skateboards than boats.

It’s a home for our weird projects and short attention spans.

Sometimes we share new things, but when???

That’s a secret, even to us.

Two astronauts stand on a desert plateau outside of an old hatchback.

Choose a Portal

Eyes peer from the black with swirling red pupils. The words, "Lord Scum," appear in tie-dye green and purple....
Lord Scum awaits you, here.
A skull with a dagger protruding from the top. The letters "Z" and "K" glow in blue from the eye sockets.
Zak's Stuff
A rat with its intestines spelling out Diamond Guts. gross...
Visit Diamond Guts. They're lonely.

LORD SCUM
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Journey through the pages of The Book of Scum and explore the smoke-filled kingdumb of The Putrid One, Lord Scum.

The Book of Scum is presented in a dank cave.
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