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Secret Awesome Headquarters!

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The HEROES of
SECRET AWESOME!

Diamond Guts album cover. A run-down shack with two giant, shack-sized rats around it.

DIAMOND GUTS!

Click on the rats to sneak into their musty shack!

Lord Scum sits upon cracked throne, bong in hand. Smoke billows from his green demon face and encircles his large horns, filling the catacombs above.

LORD SCUM!

Follow the smoke to enter the dark, dank, catacombs of The Putrid One,
Lord Scum.

Fear No Weirdness!

Mayhem and carnage ensues in Secret Awesome future-space!

Secret Awesome formed in a musty Cape Cod basement by dudes who spent more time on skateboards than boats.

It’s a home for our weird projects and short attention spans.

Sometimes we share new things, but when???

That’s a secret, even to us.

Two astronauts stand on a desert plateau outside of an old hatchback.

Choose a Portal

Eyes peer from the black with swirling red pupils. The words, "Lord Scum," appear in tie-dye green and purple....
Lord Scum awaits you, here.
A skull with a dagger protruding from the top. The letters "Z" and "K" glow in blue from the eye sockets.
Zak's Stuff
A rat with its intestines spelling out Diamond Guts. gross...
Visit Diamond Guts. They're lonely.

LORD SCUM
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Journey through the pages of The Book of Scum and explore the smoke-filled kingdumb of The Putrid One, Lord Scum.

The Book of Scum is presented in a dank cave.
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Lord Scum sits upon his throne within a smoke-filled cavern. Smoke billows from the sockets of his green face.
A gnarly dude kneels at the altar of scum, smoke pouring from his mouth and eyes.
A towering, green, winged cyclops leaves a pond-side city in flaming ruins.
Disemboweled losers are having a bad trip because they uh... fell into the Pit of the Stankor!
Two cloaked skeletons clutch bongs while standing beside the emblem of the sacred scumleaf.
An old necromancer holds a smoking green-skull staff in one hand, and is giving you the finger with the other.
An old, cloaked, wizard skeleton sits clutching a bong, melting into the pond within the dark dank black scumleaf forest.
A slothen frog-king slams a cold one while lounging on his throne. A gnarly warrior flying on a green dragon is about to mess his shit up.

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