A flying saucer shoots a yellow blast-beam, looping endlessly...

Secret Awesome Headquarters!

A flying saucer shoots a yellow blast-beam, looping endlessly...

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Coming Soon


๐Ÿ”ฅ Summer 2020 ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Click on the rats to sneak into their musty shack!


Follow the smoke to enter the dark, dank, catacombs of The Putrid One,
Lord Scum.

Fear No Weirdness!

Mayhem and carnage ensues in Secret Awesome future-space!

Secret Awesome Headquarters was developed in a musty Cape Cod incubator by dudes who spent more time on skateboards than boats.

It’s a home for our weird projects and short attention spans.

Sometimes we share new things, but when???

That’s a secret, even to us.

Two astronauts stand on a desert plateau outside of an old hatchback.

Choose a Portal

A skull with a dagger protruding from the top. The letters "Z" and "K" glow in blue from the eye sockets.
Zak's Animation
Eyes peer from the black with swirling red pupils. The words, "Lord Scum," appear in tie-dye green and purple....
Lord Scum awaits you, here.
A rat with its intestines spelling out Diamond Guts. gross...
Visit Diamond Guts. They're lonely.
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The Secret Awesome E-Zine will let you know when the Partygeddon animation and other rad shit comes out.

Album Art

Journey through the pages of The Book of Scum and explore the smoke-filled kingdumb of The Putrid One, Lord Scum.

The Book of Scum is presented in a dank cave.
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