What are we gonna do?
Nothin but fuzz, on the tube.
We didn’t pay those stupid jerks.
Now our TV won’t work.
What are we gonna watch?
Nothin but static on the box.
We’re gonna miss our favorite shows.
What do we do?
We don’t know!
TV Broken, TV Broken,
TV Broken, TV BROKEN!
Biggest Oozer’s coming on,
Then the ScumBob marathon.
What will happen on The Spew?
The Creeping Mold, is brand new.
Scum and Scummer’s coming out.
What is POND all about?
How will House of Slime end?
TV is my best friend!
TV! BROKEN!!!